Archive for February, 2010

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Facebooks

February 28, 2010

It's a book with a face. Overused joke is overused.

-Vyperchild

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ABOUT A YEAR AGO

February 28, 2010

It was probably March. Can’t remember exactly when. Anyway, about a year ago I wrote a poem which I was contemplating putting up for people to read. It was quite fitting with the title of this blog, as it detailed some happenings which were far from the thoughts of a sane man.

In the end, I filed the poem away with all the other ideas I’ve decided not to show anyone.

But tonight, I thought ‘what the hell’ and went to find it to put up. As it turns out, that particular document is not here on my laptop. Currently my PC is not working, so I can’t get it. HOWEVER. Chances are that my C:/ drive, where the file is, will have to be wiped in order to get it working again (I’m planning on an upgrade soon as well). This means that the poem is probably lost forever.

I thought this was worth mentioning mostly because I don’t write poetry. It is one of the very very few poems I’ve written outside of the crap they forced us to write in school.

So I dunno. Guess I’m just disappointed to have lost the choice to show it to you. I don’t remember too much of it, so I can’t replicate it. Perhaps what I’ll do is draw what I do remember. Won’t measure up to the imagery I’d created (which was rare for me, I suck at describing stuff) but whatever.

WHATEVER INDEED.

-Vyperchild

** Another thing I have filed away is the second part of my Ice Champion post. Not impressed by my terrible writing, so I may rework it and eventually post it. Maybe not. WE’LL SEE. **

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Happy happy time!

February 27, 2010

Happy happy happy happy happy

-Happy happy Vyperchild

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Balancing Equations

February 27, 2010

None of the equations actually mean anything, except for the last one <3 
-Vyperchild

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I wish I had it

February 26, 2010

I wish I had Anatidaephobia.

The fear of being watched by a duck.

-Vyperchild

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A rectangle (sort of)

February 26, 2010

It's mostly a brick

-Vyperchild

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So. Drawings.

February 25, 2010

I’ve put up a lot of drawings recently. Most were done a while ago, but some like the Bat-wedding post came from stuff people had said to me. All in all though the drawings are pretty terrible.

Occasionally there’s a joke, or something sort of cool or whatever, but most of the time not really. And the art is bad. I’m not even going to attempt to claim my MS Paint sketches are anything more than rubbish.

I can’t really draw. I’ve spent a long time practicing by hand but I just don’t have the necessary hand co-ordination to replicate shapes or follow lines. Hell, even my handwriting is so unbelievably terrible that my teachers actually tried to get my parents to buy me a computer just so they could avoid having to decipher my work (this was many years ago). I’ve tried to train my hands to work decently, but they just don’t. 

I’m a perfectionist when it comes to anything I actually put any effort into, so being unable to draw what I see in my mind’s eye as well as I wish meant I gave up.

So, I’m sorry about the quality of the art. If I was trying to give you stuff that looked nice I’d never post anything out of shame. This crap is the best I can do for you. If you actually enjoy it, great. Thanks.

I wish I could give you something better.

-Vyperchild