Archive for April, 2009

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Pinball & Gyro Boy #2

April 24, 2009

Here’s number #2. Hopefully I’ll get away from the referential humor for #3, because I just don’t keep up with comics well enough :/

Oh, and next time there should be some powers yay.

-Vyperchild

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Apples

April 21, 2009

I call over a girl and I ask her,
”Would you like some apples?”
and she looks in my basket and says,
”But those are oranges.”
to which I replied,
”Yes, but they try so hard.”

-Vyperchild

EDIT:

UPDATED VERSION FOR GRAMMAR NAZIS

I called over a girl and I will ask her,
”Will you have liked some apples?”
and she will look in my basket and says,
”But those will have been oranges.”
to which I reply,
”Yes, but they will be trying so hard.”

OH YES I DID

BIATCH

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FOR THE EMPRAH!!!

April 17, 2009

Last time, I promised a look at 40K’s background (commonly referred to as fluff), and I deliver what I promise. Usually. Sometimes. Okay this is a first, shut up.

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Warhammer

April 17, 2009

So I’m a bit of a Warhammer fanatic.

What is Warhammer you ask? Well basically, it’s grown men playing with little plastic soldiers. It’s a lot more fun than it sounds. Really.

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SBS weather is hilarious

April 16, 2009

It’s sunny in Baghdad

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The Bridge at the End of the World

April 15, 2009

So there’s this bridge at the end of the world, and I’m standing there at the toll booth and the guy’s asking me to pay the toll. But I tell the guy I don’t have any money with me, because I left my wallet at home. The guy starts telling me off, saying how I can’t just expect to drive across the bridge without paying the toll. Then he asks me where my license is, seeing as I don’t have my wallet. I tell him I don’t have a license. He starts telling me off again, saying how I can’t go around driving without a license. So I tell the guy that I’m not driving, and then he realizes I’m just standing there, at the toll booth on the bridge at the end of the world, and, well, to cut a long story short

-Vyperchild

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Happy Chocolate Holiday!

April 13, 2009

Easter’s come and gone and I couldn’t help but notice that, unlike Christmas, no one even bothers to pretend Easter is about religion anymore.

The closest I got to religion was switching channels the other night and catching a few seconds of The Passion of the Christ.

As someone who is fairly opposed to religion as a whole, I’m quite happy to have a week-long holiday for the sake of chocolate.

Happy Chocolate Holiday!

-Vyperchild